Chunking Things

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Toppling Governments

I don't mean to do it. I promise. It just happens. Maybe it's karma.

Back in the 70's and 80's, my parents traveled extensively. They planned all year for the trips that they'd take over the long summers. Once they retired from teaching school, they traveled year round, going any where that interested them.

My brothers and sisters and I watched them go, and watched governments topple in their wake. They'd travel to some South American country, then weeks or months later, there'd be a junta and the government would be overthrown. I joked around that they were CIA operatives. Who would look closely at American tourists schlepping around with backpacks? It happened so often that we worried about them. Countries destabilized whenever they were near. Something might have happened to them. We had to make them check in with us weekly so we'd know they were all right.

In September of last year, I agreed to follow my husband on an international assignment. We were sent to Tunisia. The relocation specialist who took me around to see houses told me that their much loved president, Ben Ali, had been in power for 26 years. Less than three months later, his government has toppled and Tunisians will hold elections in six months to select a new government.

Last week, we went to Dubai. DH had a meeting there and I accompanied him. Today, a friend send me this news... Dubai has unrest.

Now, I'm sitting in London and my friends are begging me not to ruin the British Empire until after the Royal Wedding. I'm not sure I can control my powers to that extent. It seems to happen without any conscious effort on my part.

Perhaps I inherited the ability to affect governments just by my mere presence. It's hard to imagine how that gene is passed down, but it obviously has been handed to me.

I'll keep you posted on my whereabouts so you can track the effect and make your own decision.

--Sandee Wagner

5 comments:

MAGolla said...

Get thee out of England, spawn of unrest! Go to France.

--uh, don't like Bartlett, never did, didn't vote for him and I hope the City council takes control and makes his mayoral position merely a title.

But then again, I could be cranky because I got called to jury duty AGAIN! This is the about the tenth time! ARGH!

Susan said...

Oh, wow! That is just great. I've been asked what super power I'd want if given my choice. I usually come up with boring stuff like flying or the ability to appear and disappear. I've never even thought of Government Toppler.
Too cool!
Show us what kind of stuff you can do!

Unknown said...

Magolla,

I'll leave as quick as I can. And try not to mess things up as I go!!

Jury duty again? I get called everywhere I live and DH is never called. Does your husband get called with the same frequency?? spw

Unknown said...

Susan,

I have not given what superpowers I want a lot of thought. What with the not actually getting them, and all.

I don't think of government toppling as a super power, more of a nexus of entropy or something like that. A black hole that travels with me, sucking well intentioned dictators into its maw. spw

Unknown said...

Our plane only touched down in Libya for a moment. We sat on the tarmac while they offloaded passengers. Now, it's down too. I did NOT do anything there. Never got off the plane. spw